CNN released its first promo for Eliot Spitzer's new show with Kathleen Parker, and it's called...Parker Spitzer. That "would be a good name for a sitcom that took place at a wacky law firm. Or a bad name for a hotel," writes Alex Pareene on Salon. And the rest of the promo isn't much better than the uninspired name. Still holding out hope for the show itself? Click here for at least two people who think it'll be interesting.