The 'Snuggie Sutra': As Weird, Sexy as It Sounds
Who doesn't want to get down while wearing a huge blanket?
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Oct 30, 2010 1:33 PM CDT
The Snuggie: Sexy, right?   (PRNewsFoto/Allstar Products Group)

(Newser) – Turns out the Snuggie is sexy lingerie simply masquerading as a humongous blanket with sleeves. At least according to The Snuggie Sutra, a website and new book featuring exactly what it sounds like: a series of Kama Sutra-like sex moves that can be performed by couples while wearing the beloved Snuggie. Bewildered? Try picturing beginner move “The Tablecloth,” in which the woman lies on her back with her legs through the Snuggie’s sleeves, and you’ll probably get the idea.

"We wanted to create positions that people could actually try at home. Sure, some require better-than-average physical dexterity and a low shame threshold, but they can be done," one creator tells AOL News, adding that he and his friends try every Sutra move—while fully clothed—to make sure they’re “doable” and “safe for public consumption.” For more—including why “sex in a Slanket just isn’t the same”—or to see some of the positions, click here.

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youngblood
Oct 31, 2010 11:01 AM CDT
Going to want one when I get old, fat and winkled I suppose.
HMunster
Oct 26, 2010 3:23 AM CDT
The Snuggie: A blanket with arms designed for retards. Ooops, that wasn't politically correct. It's a blanket with arms designed for fucking idiots with too much money... That's much better...
kokuaguy
Oct 25, 2010 10:34 PM CDT
Real Americans don't like snuggies.