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Playboy Mansion a 'Squalid' Prison

Dog doo, stained mattresses, pocket money and a 'dead fish Sex God'

By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 30, 2010 5:22 AM CST | Updated Dec 30, 2010 6:19 AM CST

(Newser) – Is there anything more cringe-worthy than a 24-year-old babe sleeping with 84-year-old Hugh Hefner? Maybe: Living in Hef's "squalid" Playboy mansion and being part of his stable of second-string women who feel like prostitutes servicing a viagra-popping, plastic-surgery-obsessed octogenarian, reports the Daily Mail. The buxom crew's bedrooms have "mismatched, random pieces of furniture, as if someone had gone to a charity shop," recalls former pillow sharer Izabella St. James. "Beds are ­disgusting—old, worn and stained."

"Everything in the mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay," she sniffs. The women have to follow rules and a curfew "stricter than any my parents" demanded, said another Playmate. The payoff? A hoped-for spread in Playboy, pocket money from Hef, doled out weekly in his bedroom—after he picked up the dog doo on his carpet—and a roll with the "Sex God," who merely lay there like a "dead fish," recalls St. James. (In related Hef news, click for more on the rash of celebrity engagements.)

Hugh Hefner and fiancee Crystal Harris arrive at a premiere in Los Angeles.
Hugh Hefner and "fiancee" Crystal Harris arrive at a premiere in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, File)
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Buccanadien
Dec 31, 2010 4:53 AM CST
Perhaps this would have been relevant when ol' Izzy released her book ... in 2006! (entitled: "Bunny Tales: Behind Closed Doors at the Playboy Mansion") Yes, old news really IS exciting!
AESOP69
Dec 30, 2010 4:59 PM CST
...and all we had for breakfast was sour grapes and cream sauce
Kookey90
Dec 30, 2010 4:57 PM CST
Poodle poo on the floors, an 84 year old dead fish in the house, old cum stains on the bedsheets, the smell of death in the air; this can not be a healthy environment for some young wanna be high priced slut. Get out while you can!
 

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