Guy Steals Paris Hilton's Birthday Cake

Paris Hilton? 'A drunken prude'

(NEWSER) - Just because someone is rich and famous does not, apparently, guarantee he or she is also good in the sack. The Frisky lists 10 celebrities who've gotten less than fantastic reviews from their former partners:

• Eminem: "He's not very well endowed," Kim Mathers once said. "If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."
• Maria Sharapova: Adam Levine denies it, but he once reportedly said he was "disappointed" because he thought she would "be the loud screaming type."

How nice for her

(NEWSER) - Well, isn’t this nice? In a new interview with the AP , Paris Hilton says she has achieved all her professional goals, by the ripe old age of 30. "I have done everything that I wanted to do and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every area," she says. "So it's very exciting. There is nothing else to do.” Of course, that doesn’t mean she’s resting on her laurels; she has a new shoe collection out, a new reality show, and she says she wants to get into the real estate business. More»

Apparently the heiress has a passion for racing

(NEWSER) - Paris Hilton: “ Singer ,” “ actress ,” perfume-hawker … motorcycle enthusiast? Yes, the socialite’s latest venture is a MotoGP racing team, which she launched this weekend in Madrid, the Daily Mail reports. She’ll scout for drivers for “SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton,” and the team will compete next year—expect to see Hilton at no less than five of the season’s races. Click for more, including a picture of Hilton on her own—pink, of course—motorcycle. More»

Once BFFs, Richie now finds herself in a more mature place

(NEWSER) - One person who was not at Nicole Richie's nuptials this weekend: Paris Hilton. Richie agonized over whether to invite her ex-BFF to the wedding for months, friends tell PopEater , but after Hilton's cocaine arrest in Las Vegas, Richie decided to exclude her from the guest list. "Nicole is in a very different place in her life from when she was hanging out with Paris," says a source, but "Paris seems to be in exactly the same spot she was in five years ago. Still partying in Vegas and getting into trouble with the law." Click for more, including what Hilton did on Saturday instead . More»

But if she violates probation on cocaine rap, she faces prison

(NEWSER) - Paris Hilton managed to avoid a second stint in jail … for now, at least. She copped a plea in her cocaine possession case today, the AP reports, pleading guilty to two misdemeanors in exchange for a sentence involving $2,000 in fines, 200 hours of community service, a drug abuse program, and one year of probation. The catch: If she gets into any trouble other than a minor traffic violation while on probation, she faces a year in jail. More»