Vivid to Sheen: Make a Porno!
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By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 10, 2011 12:27 PM CST
Charlie Sheen in a 2009 file photo.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, File)
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(Newser) – Charlie Sheen's big on pulling crazy crap these days, so why not add to his resume? Steven Hirsch of adult film factory Vivid Entertainment writes the actor/crazyman a letter saying, “We think it would be great if you would come in and direct" its next movie "within the next several days," reports CNN. “You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.” Working title of the parody: Two and a Half Women.

And why leave the Goddesses at home? Bring them along! writes Hirsch. Maybe they can help out on the directing side of things, or better yet, "jump in the scene." As for the bottom line, Hirsch says, “based on all the publicity you have been getting, I am sure the sales will be outrageous.”