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Vivid to Sheen: Make a Porno!

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By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 10, 2011 12:27 PM CST

(Newser) – Charlie Sheen's big on pulling crazy crap these days, so why not add to his resume? Steven Hirsch of adult film factory Vivid Entertainment writes the actor/crazyman a letter saying, “We think it would be great if you would come in and direct" its next movie "within the next several days," reports CNN. “You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.” Working title of the parody: Two and a Half Women.

And why leave the Goddesses at home? Bring them along! writes Hirsch. Maybe they can help out on the directing side of things, or better yet, "jump in the scene." As for the bottom line, Hirsch says, “based on all the publicity you have been getting, I am sure the sales will be outrageous.”

Charlie Sheen in a 2009 file photo.
Charlie Sheen in a 2009 file photo.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, File)
Charlie Sheen wears a shirt from his new DaVinci Collection by Charlie Sheen line at the Defiance USA booth at the MAGIC convention at the Las Vegas Convention Center February 17, 2009.
Charlie Sheen wears a shirt from his new DaVinci Collection by Charlie Sheen line at the Defiance USA booth at the MAGIC convention at the Las Vegas Convention Center February 17, 2009.   (Getty Images)
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COMMENTS
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TonyCoop
Mar 12, 2011 9:13 AM CST
Is Charlie a marketing mad man, or on a slippery slope towards crazy town? Psychology analysises for Charlie Sheen http://www.psychology-advice.net/tag/charlie-sheen
myflap.blow
Mar 10, 2011 10:32 PM CST
you forget he was also in Men at Work and The Boys Next Door
schmidtkoff
Mar 10, 2011 6:59 PM CST
a most fitting venue for one who seems to prefer porn and porn star women over a healthy relationship. his star is collapsing and good 'ole charlie is entering into a black hole.

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