Berlusconi: I'm Too Old to Have All That Sex

Besides, his girlfriend would totally kill him

By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 16, 2011 12:05 PM CDT

(Newser) – Silvio Berlusconi is not guilty of all the sexytime you hear about—not that there's anything wrong with it, he says, but because he's just too old. "Even though I am a little brat ... 33 girls in two months seems like too much even for a 30-year-old," he says in an interview with La Repubblica. "It's too much for anybody."

Besides that, he's got a girlfriend—albeit a conveniently secret one he won't name—and having all that alleged sex with all those alleged hookers would cause trouble. "She would have ripped my eyes out." Rather, "the girls were just shaking a leg in the disco—alone, as I've never liked dancing." And besides that, "How can it be that someone pays for a sexual performance via bank transfer?" So that's all cleared up. Berlusconi's trial begins April 6, notes the AP.

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi   (Getty Images)
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi reacts during a press conference following a ministers'council on March 10, 2011 at palazzo Chigi in Rome.   (Getty Images)
Karima el-Mahroug, nicknamed Ruby, is the woman at the center of a sex scandal that is engulfing Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.   (AP Photo/Ronald Zak)
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi attends a meeting in downtown Milan, Italy, Monday, Feb. 28, 2011.   (AP Photo/Antonio Calanni)
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi smiles during a meeting in downtown Milan, Italy, Monday, Feb. 28, 2011.   (AP Photo/Antonio Calanni)
Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi is really too old to be having all that sex.   (AP Photo/Gregorio Borgia)
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