Paris: I've Achieved All My Career Goals

They're both 'famous for doing nothing'

(NEWSER) - Just when you were getting relieved—Paris Hilton gossip seems to be waning!—the Sun has some bad news for you: There’s a new Paris Hilton in town, and her name is Kim Kardashian. Evidence:

• Kim is dating Paris’ ex: Cristiano Ronaldo, to be specific.
• She finally crossed over to the mainstream: Remember when Paris was just a socialite, not a full-fledged celebutante? Well, Kim was once just a stylist to the stars…but now everyone knows who she is.

Paris Hilton? 'A drunken prude'

(NEWSER) - Just because someone is rich and famous does not, apparently, guarantee he or she is also good in the sack. The Frisky lists 10 celebrities who've gotten less than fantastic reviews from their former partners:

• Eminem: "He's not very well endowed," Kim Mathers once said. "If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."
• Maria Sharapova: Adam Levine denies it, but he once reportedly said he was "disappointed" because he thought she would "be the loud screaming type."

And 'Paz' has the pictures to prove it

(NEWSER) - The nation’s newest folk hero? According to Gawker , it’s a former Yale student and current DJ/musician who calls himself PAZ … and who recently crashed Paris Hilton’s swanky 30th birthday party and stole her $2,000 cake. On his website , PAZ explains how it happened—it was his friend’s idea, and all he needed was a wristband with a “P” on it to get in—and offers up the pictures to prove it. Why did he steal the cake? Because there were two, and he was told by the waitstaff that one would probably just get thrown out. (The one that got eaten? Shaped like a giant shoebox.) More»

Apparently the heiress has a passion for racing

(NEWSER) - Paris Hilton: “ Singer ,” “ actress ,” perfume-hawker … motorcycle enthusiast? Yes, the socialite’s latest venture is a MotoGP racing team, which she launched this weekend in Madrid, the Daily Mail reports. She’ll scout for drivers for “SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton,” and the team will compete next year—expect to see Hilton at no less than five of the season’s races. Click for more, including a picture of Hilton on her own—pink, of course—motorcycle. More»

Once BFFs, Richie now finds herself in a more mature place

(NEWSER) - One person who was not at Nicole Richie's nuptials this weekend: Paris Hilton. Richie agonized over whether to invite her ex-BFF to the wedding for months, friends tell PopEater , but after Hilton's cocaine arrest in Las Vegas, Richie decided to exclude her from the guest list. "Nicole is in a very different place in her life from when she was hanging out with Paris," says a source, but "Paris seems to be in exactly the same spot she was in five years ago. Still partying in Vegas and getting into trouble with the law." Click for more, including what Hilton did on Saturday instead . More»