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Colbert: Bring on the May 21 Rapture

He'll be in international waters while the rest of us suckers get judged

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted May 11, 2011 8:07 AM CDT

(Newser) – As you may have heard, Christian group Family Radio is going around warning the country that Christ is returning on May 21, 2011. "Folks, this means there are only 11 shopping days until there are no shopping days," noted Stephen Colbert last night.... More »

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imsorry
Sep 6, 2011 9:01 PM CDT
IM HERE!!! your right nobody did notice, but don't worry all in good time. how could you want this, you wont have it to yourselves. I will reveal myself to everyone starting with you. your almost to late. you can change your ways but personally not global
Rational.-Anarchist
May 11, 2011 5:02 PM CDT
You're too late. It already happened,and nobody noticed.
793tango
May 11, 2011 3:48 PM CDT
Come the Rapture......we'll have the earth to ourselves.....
 

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