Colbert: Bring on the May 21 Rapture
He'll be in international waters while the rest of us suckers get judged
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted May 11, 2011 8:07 AM CDT
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(Newser) – As you may have heard, Christian group Family Radio is going around warning the country that Christ is returning on May 21, 2011. "Folks, this means there are only 11 shopping days until there are no shopping days," noted Stephen Colbert last night. Colbert likes this particular End Times prophecy because it's "homegrown," unlike that whole Mayan 2012 thing: "It's the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, not the Four Jorges of the Apocalypse."

And it's gotta be for real, Colbert pointed out, because the Family Radio leader "is an expert at predicting the end of the world, in that he's done it before." Of course, that time around, the world did not end on September 4, 1994. But "in his defense, that was the year the first Hootie & the Blowfish album came out. I think we all prayed the end was near." Also last night, Colbert revealed that he and his staff clearly love Newser. Watch the second video for proof.

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imsorry
Sep 6, 2011 9:01 PM CDT
IM HERE!!! your right nobody did notice, but don't worry all in good time. how could you want this, you wont have it to yourselves. I will reveal myself to everyone starting with you. your almost to late. you can change your ways but personally not global
Rational.-Anarchist
May 11, 2011 5:02 PM CDT
You're too late. It already happened,and nobody noticed.
793tango
May 11, 2011 3:48 PM CDT
Come the Rapture......we'll have the earth to ourselves.....