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Randy Turtles Shut Down JFK Runway

Mating turtles cause shell of a problem

By Tim Karan,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 29, 2011 12:21 PM CDT

(Newser) – Apparently, nothing can stand in the way of a turtle's libido—not even a 747. Turtles crawling to breeding grounds across a tarmac at JFK airport have forced the shutdown of a runway several times this week, delaying flights, reports the New York Post. "Running over turtles is not healthy for them," says a Jet Blue rep. "Nor is it good for our tires."

"The sandy spot on the other side of Runway 4L is ideal for egg laying," says an airport spokesman. "It is a naturally provided turtle maternity ward. When your airport is virtually surrounded by water, your neighbors sometimes come in the hard shell variety." A runway at JFK was also closed in July 2009 when 78 turtles crawled from nearby Jamaica Bay.

Turtles crawling to breeding grounds shut down a runway at JFK airport.
Turtles crawling to breeding grounds shut down a runway at JFK airport.   (Shutterstock)
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Debutopia
Jun 30, 2011 9:24 AM CDT
The Mile High Club:  http://debutopia.blogspot.com/2011/06/mile-high-club.html#more
schmidtkoff
Jun 29, 2011 7:07 PM CDT
 anthropomorphism at its worst. sexcrazed randy turtles. sensationalism at its worst. look fools, we have encroached upon -breeding grounds of many species. they are struggling to survive in a changing eco system.  i'm glad the runway was shut down to allow the turtles to complete their life cycle. not a joke. turtle soup etc. ought to be ashamed to make jokes of endangered species fight for survival.
JoeQ
Jun 29, 2011 1:57 PM CDT
Why don't they just arrest this Randy Turtles fellow?

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