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The Douchiest Colleges of 2011

Ivy Leagues, and a few 'lucky' state school get top douche marks

By Sarah Whitmire,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 24, 2011 3:22 PM CDT

(Newser) – For those who felt like you went to school with a high quota of douchebags, here's your confirmation: The Rogers & Littleton Guide to America’s Douchiest Colleges is the new authoritative guide to institutions of high education where a sheepskin amounts to a certificate in lifelong douchebaggery. The top five, via GQ:

  1. Cornell: These insufferable douchebags probably aren't sure their $160,000 education is worth it, considering almost no one realizes Cornell is an Ivy League school.

  1. Penn State: For douchebags on a budget, Penn State students have all the drunken stupor of a typical state college experience, but with a particularly unbelievable devotion to college football.
  2. Yale: Good news for Yale douchebags: Alums are either those who kick themselves for never becoming US president or those who become US president.
  3. Stanford: Take the pretentious douchebaggery of an East Coast Ivy League, mix in a little Silicon Valley, and you’re left with a douchebag breeding ground that’s turned out such illustrious winners as Tiger Woods. Who didn't even graduate.
  4. Pepperdine: Dubbed the perfect school for students who split their time dreaming of abstinence and being a character on The Hills. Douchebag extraordinaire Rod Blagojevich is an alum.

Read the rest of 2011’s list, or compare it to 2010’s winners.

In this photo taken by AP Images for Konica Minolta, a fan of Cornell shows his support during a game in Baltimore.
In this photo taken by AP Images for Konica Minolta, a fan of Cornell shows his support during a game in Baltimore.   (Larry French/AP Images for Konica Minolta)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 16 comments
lvan
Jul 26, 2011 2:00 AM CDT
Douchbag is fun to say but hardly an insult. Jockstrap! Now that's offensive.
B McInturff
Jul 25, 2011 1:02 PM CDT
Don't forget to mention all the Douchey business schools
AVAmom
Jul 25, 2011 8:17 AM CDT
Penn State has more school spirit than any place I have ever seen - that creates a sense of belonging and affection. People thrive. Is that douchy?

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