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Worst Summer Blockbusters Ever

Sorry, Transformers fans

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 26, 2011 5:35 PM CDT

(Newser) – The summer blockbuster: proof that, when it comes to movies, budget is often inversely proportional to quality. In Time, Everett Rosenfeld and Gilbert Cruz reflect on the worst of the worst:

  1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: Director Michael Bay’s only priority: explosions.
  2. Star Wars: Episode IThe Phantom Menace: “This is the story of a man with too much power and the terrible things he did”—that is, George Lucas.
  3. Sex and the City 2: Our heroes go to the Middle East and “proceed to act closed-minded and condescending.”

  1. Battlefield Earth: The New York Times called it “beyond conventional criticism.”
  2. Batman & Robin: “The plot was insipid, the acting was plastic,” and it “killed the franchise for eight years.”
See the full list of 20.

Jake Lloyd portrays Anakin Skywalker, a young Darth Vader, in Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace.
Jake Lloyd portrays Anakin Skywalker, a young Darth Vader, in "Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace."   (AP Photo/Lucasfilm Ltd., file)
Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones, Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw, Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes and Kristin Davis as Charlotte York are shown in a scene from Sex and the City 2.
Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones, Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw, Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes and Kristin Davis as Charlotte York are shown in a scene from "Sex and the City 2."   (AP Photo/Warner Bros., Craig Blankenhorn)
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf are shown in a scene from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf are shown in a scene from "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."   (AP Photo/Paramount Pictures, Jaimie Trueblood)
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COMMENTS
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carbonatedturtle
Jul 27, 2011 11:44 AM CDT
Why would you bother apologizing to Transformers fans? Anyone who admits to liking those pieces of crap might as well just wear a shirt that says "I don't have an attention span that allows me to enjoy movies, so I just watch crap like Transformers instead". Okay, that might be a little long for a t-shirt, but I think I made my point.
Even-Steven
Jul 27, 2011 11:38 AM CDT
I've noticed that the majority of them are enormous blockbusters and action flicks and sequels. I wonder if we simply should stop listening to these "experts" of film and get all of our reviews from peer reviewed sources aka Rotten Tomatoes. I do admit though, most on that list were horrible.
MisterPlinkett
Jul 27, 2011 4:33 AM CDT
Michael Bay doesn't make good movies
 

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