16 Stars Who Stink in the Sack
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Jul 31, 2011 3:33 PM CDT
In this April 26, 2010 file photo, Hugh Hefner, left, and Crystal Harris arrives at the premiere of "Iron Man 2" at the El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, File)

(Newser) – Crystal Harris may have apologized for panning Hugh Hefner's bedroom skills, but comments like these just can't be erased. The Frisky lists 15 more celebs who've found themselves dealing with the same public complaint:

  • Jesse James: As one of his non-Sandra, non-Kat lady friends put it, he was a "dud in bed who only cared about himself."
  • Colin Farrell: A former lover says she kept faking orgasms to be "polite" and to allow Farrell to "keep his dignity."
  • Nick Lachey: After their split, Jessica Simpson bemoaned the fact that Lachey's "small package was a problem sometimes."

  • 50 Cent: The rapper is "definitely not packing," says an exotic dancer. "He's barely 6 inches."
  • Elvis Presley: Natalie Wood reportedly told one of the King's friends that Elvis "didn't know how to screw."
  • Keith Olbermann: An anonymous woman on the Internet blogged that she "pretended he knew what he was doing" because she "didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed."
Click for the full list, especially if you want to find out which sexy athlete was "like a dead frog" in bed.

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Aug 1, 2011 6:38 PM CDT
they still gonna get all the pussy.
Aug 1, 2011 7:16 AM CDT
What a surprise, that Hefner is a dud. He's the same age as the queen of england and probably wore out his equipment decades ago.
Jul 31, 2011 10:51 PM CDT
Are we really just excepting the word of some anonymous lady as to the sexual prowess of an individual? I'm sure she's not too far off, Olbermann probably fucks like an old lady, but all the same, accepting the accusation of some anonymous chick is just lazy journalism with an obvious agenda.