Roseanne: 'I'm Running for President'

They've renewed their vows ... already

(NEWSER) - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are on a post-wedding media blitz, which so far is playing out just as one would expect. Four signs the couple is getting even more ridiculous :

• They've already renewed their vows: Yes, a mere six weeks after getting hitched , Kim and Kris apparently felt the need to re-pledge their eternal love to one another, this time in front of a national audience on the Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday. Click to watch the video , which features Humphries wearing a top hat, apropos of nothing.

Jay Leno snags first post-sentencing interview

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan might be facing another stint in jail and is definitely in store for some grim community service , but at least she scored a standing ovation on the Tonight Show. Lohan taped an appearance with Jay Leno that will air tonight, and apparently the crowd loved her, the Daily Mail reports. (It says she got the standing O afterward; TMZ says it happened when she walked on to the set.) Lohan talked about her recent troubles, telling Leno she felt "kind of numb" when she was sentenced to 120 days in jail and admitting she's "made a lot of mistakes." More»

Schwarzenegger talks about why Prop 19 failed

(NEWSER) - Prop 19 failed in California, but the Governator notes that “no one cares if you smoke a joint or not.” Arnold Schwarzenegger discussed the failed measure, along with other aspects of the election, last night on the Tonight Show , telling Jay Leno that the move to legalize pot failed not because it was a bad idea, but because it “went a little bit too far.” Click here for more on Arnold's past with pot. More»

O'Brien came off more whiny than sympathetic

(NEWSER) - Conan O’Brien insisted last night on 60 Minutes that he is fine—“doing great,” in fact. But everything else he said in the “awkward mishap” of an interview made him look more like a sad sack, writes Andrew Wallenstein. Not only did he discuss “his departure in the agonized terms of someone suffering a fatal illness,” O’Brien displayed “zero of the antic charm that makes him such a great comic in late night.” More»

We don't know either, but perhaps we don't want to know

(NEWSER) - We know: You’re sick of Kate Gosselin. But you’re probably even more sick of her ex-hubby Jon, which means you should enjoy watching this clip from yesterday’s Tonight Show , in which Jay Leno asks the question on everyone’s mind: How the heck does Jon Gosselin make money these days? Kate, just like the rest of the world, has no idea. Watch the clip in the gallery, or for the full interview, click here . More»