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Hallmark Launches Unemployment Sympathy Cards

Cartoon creatures tell jobless to cheer up

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 27, 2011 3:55 PM CDT

(Newser) – If unemployment figures don’t depress you enough, try this news: Hallmark now has a line of sympathy cards specifically directed at those who’ve lost their jobs, Mediaite reports. One features a dog suggesting that the recipient not “think of it as losing your job.” Instead, “think of it as a time out between stupid bosses.” Another features sad, jobless cartoon animals queued up at the unemployment office.

The cards are reportedly flying off shelves—"because there’s nothing unemployed people like more than knowing their friends still have enough money to spend $5.99 on a piece of paper,” writes Jon Bershad. But an unemployment adviser disagrees. "At least someone's caring enough to you know, get a card and say, 'I'm thinking of you'," she tells WLBZ.

A job-loss card. Inside, it says, How about, 'I'm buying!'
A job-loss card. Inside, it says, "How about, 'I'm buying!'"   (Hallmark.com)
A frame grab from WTHR via Mediaite.
A frame grab from WTHR via Mediaite.   (WTHR/Mediaite)
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COMMENTS
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jerrihobbs
Sep 28, 2011 6:12 AM CDT
What’s more clear with Employment report is that when it comes to joblessness, having a college degree is more important than ever that is why we need the help of "High Speed Universities" now
MisterPlinkett
Sep 28, 2011 12:26 AM CDT
How about instead of handing an unemployed person a pointless 4 dollar card, you give em a sandwich.
guvner
Sep 27, 2011 7:14 PM CDT
Since Obama is the number one cause perpetuating unemployment, this comment is on-topic: Can't wait to send one to the WH, Wednesday, November 7, 2012.
 

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