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88 Ace Hardwares Now Sell Zombie-Fighting Gear

Get your chainsaws, shovels, and deadbolts here

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 10, 2011 4:20 PM CDT

(Newser) – With Halloween on its way, it's important to protect your home from a potential zombie attack—but it can be tough to find the proper supplies. Fortunately, a hardware chain with 88 shops in the Midwest and Southwest now covers all your zombie needs.... More »

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Cannibal_Karl
Oct 11, 2011 3:06 AM CDT
i think it is a great concept for them to do this, but I think their commercial is pretty weak. They should have done something involving people using out their ace hardware to hold out against zombies, displaying all the products and whatnot.
Barack_Must_Go
Oct 10, 2011 6:53 PM CDT
All ACE HARDWARE outlets sell the same items, just these 88 market it this way...... so far.
Just_Dave
Oct 10, 2011 5:22 PM CDT
The real question is why don't all Ace Hardware's sell Zombie protection gear. and just fuck Wal Mart.
 

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