Teen Bride's Twitter Feed Is Totally Terrifying
Courtney Stodden's posts are just plain bizarre
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Oct 11, 2011 11:11 AM CDT
A picture tweeted by Courtney Stodden. Caption: "Sensuously straddling this pillow as sweet fantasies tenderly flutter like butterflies throughout my entire being. ;-)"   (Twitter)

(Newser) – Just when you think the saga of Courtney Stodden, quasi-celebrity child bride, couldn't get any weirder ... welcome to her Twitter page. The Huffington Post notes that it's an odd assortment of "Bible quotes and ... lurid notes." Below, some of the highlights (er, lowlights?) from the strangely alliterative feed:

  • "Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)"
  • "Baking my body on the beach in a bright white busty bikini while feeling bodacious! ;-)"

  • "Saturated within a superb Sunday as Gods love beams brightly! 'There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear ... ' 1 John 4:18"
  • "In the kitchen whipping up some syrupy splits before bouncing into bed for a sweet & finger-licking night! Yummm! ;-x"
  • "As I slip on my sexy mini-skirt my taunting mind takes flight into an intimate world of wondrous imagination. Whats your Friday Fantasy? ;-)"
  • "Receiving a pleasing midnight massage from my private masseur; & Oh... is he rubbing the right spots or what?! Mmm... Sweet dreams everyone!"
  • "Lickin a sucker as I boisterously bounce UP & down on the bed while drenched in a soak 'n wet white mini-T & pink panties; Feelin Dangerous!"
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Sphinx
Oct 12, 2011 3:55 PM CDT
Holy shit, what the fuck were her parents doing when they were supposed to be raising her?
spraynard
Oct 12, 2011 3:18 PM CDT
How does a 16 year old girl who is married to a 50+ year old man manage to be the creepy half of the relationship? I guess this proves how out of whack our age of consent laws are with human hormonal development.
SpaceCadetGlow
Oct 12, 2011 1:10 PM CDT
As disgusting a creature as this girl most certainly is, i have to give her a teeny tiny bit of Kudos. She is playing the media like a fiddle. She knows they have painted a portrait of her as a whacked out ditz and she picked up that ball and ran with it. Now these media saps are hanging on her every little deranged word and drooling like little lap dogs waiting for scraps of food from their master.