The Weirdest Things Siri Says iPhone Q&A tool may know meaning of life By Matt Cantor, Newser User Posted Oct 14, 2011 12:48 PM CDT 1 comment Comments A man uses 'Siri' on the new iPhone 4S after being one of the first customers in the Apple store in Covent Garden on October 14, 2011 in London, England. (Getty Images) (Newser) – The new iPhones are out today, and one tester has already explored the blog-worthy bizarreness of its question-and-answer function. Ask Siri a question and it'll tell you the answer, whether you want to know the location of the nearest Starbucks or the meaning of life, This is my next finds. A few of Siri's weirder answers are collected in this new blog. Samples: Q: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" A: "42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that." Q: "What's the meaning of life?" A: "I don't know. But I think there's an app for that." Q: "Will you marry me?" A: "My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies." Q: "Do you know HAL 9000?" A: "Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I'd rather not talk about it." Q: "What are you wearing?" A: "Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?"