Things From 2011 You Must Wipe From Your Memory

Why it took a year to read the Sapphic writing on the wall

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan’s a lesbian? When did that happen? Turns out Star magazine first reported LiLo’s girl-on-girl romance in summer 2007—centuries ago, in celebrity gossip. Gawker explains why it took us so long to catch on.

1. Because gay Hollywood couples try to hide it: Holding hands in public? Domestic errands as a duo? If starlets are getting hot and heavy, they also hide from the paparazzi, yet Lindsay and Sam flaunted their togetherness—genius!

American supermodel Miller takes top honors, Lohan crashes to ninth

(NEWSER) - La Lohan's fall from grace isn't just a cinematic one: Maxim's annual Hot 100 list is out, and Victoria's Secret Angel and Sports Illustrated cover girl Marisa Miller leads the pack, pushing Lohan from her numero uno spot. Move over starlets, it's "the official return of the all-American supermodel," says the mag's editorial director. Here's the top 10:

1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson

Sources bash Lindsay Lohan

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan filmed scenes for a guest stint on Glee this week, and apparently it went just about how you'd expect. "Lindsay was a total nightmare yesterday," one source tells E! . "She was three hours late in the morning, and when she did finally arrive, she just didn't want to be there. She did not want to work. She had not memorized her lines, and she kept disappearing so no one could find her." Apparently a car had to be sent to the Chateau Marmont to pick Lohan up, and she was so "disrespectful" she earned herself the nickname "That Girl," the source adds. More»

Yep, Lindsay Lohan has tax problems, too

(NEWSER) - You'd think, with all their fame, fortune, and presumed ability to hire a legion of accountants, celebrities would be able to stay on top of their taxes. But these 13 stars, rounded up by Fox News , prove that's not always the case:

• Lionel Richie: Reportedly owes the federal government $1.1 million, and has had a lien issued against him.
• Lindsay Lohan: As if the rest of her problems aren't enough, LiLo reportedly owes the IRS $93,701, and is also dealing with a lien.

Lindsay Lohan remains on informal probation, however

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan "did it!," Judge Stephanie Sautner declared in court today: She completed her probation requirements and was taken off formal probation for the first time in four and a half years . In case you've forgotten, this probation was related to Lohan's 2007 DUI. Also today, Sautner said Lohan completed her morgue community service and other requirements related to the necklace theft case , and switched her formal probation in that case to informal probation. That means Lindsay still needs to stay on the straight and narrow for the next two and a half years, TMZ reports. The judge's advice to LiLo: "Stop nightclubbing and focus on your work." More»