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Pyongyang May Be Too Poor to Pickle Kim

Unlike his father, late leader likely to be buried

By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 21, 2011 6:01 AM CST

(Newser) – Kim Jong Il is currently lying in state in Pyongyang, but North Koreans may not have much longer to view him: A shortage of skills and cold hard cash means the late Dear Leader will likely be buried instead of being preserved for display like his father, Kim Il Sung, the Guardian finds.

After the elder Kim's death in 1994, Russian chemists and biologists spent nearly a year preparing it for display, at a cost believed to be in the neighborhood of $1 million, and the annual cost of keeping him on display is reportedly in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ordinary North Koreans, however, aren't aware of the expenditure: Government propaganda claims that his preservation was a miracle.

Mourners view the body of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il at the Kumsusan Memorial Palace in Pyongyang yesterday.
Mourners view the body of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il at the Kumsusan Memorial Palace in Pyongyang yesterday.   (AP Photo)
North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is laid in a memorial palace in Pyongyang, North Korea, Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2011.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is laid in a memorial palace in Pyongyang, North Korea, Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2011.   (AP Photo/Korean Central News Agency via Korea News Service)
The body of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is laid in a memorial palace in Pyongyang, North Korea, Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2011.
The body of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is laid in a memorial palace in Pyongyang, North Korea, Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2011.   (AP Photo/KRT)
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COMMENTS
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brucke
Dec 22, 2011 7:41 AM CST
I hear Cognac is a very good preservative. Works for Christimas cake and I am sure there is plenty left over in his drinks cabinet.
MrHappy
Dec 21, 2011 2:32 PM CST
This just in.....Kim Jong no longer IL....he's dead.
Caps
Dec 21, 2011 9:15 AM CST
Just shove a gallon of vinegar up his ass, that will pickle him.
 

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