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No Pets for 3 Years After Man's Puppy Drinks Vodka

Drunk British man failed to help swaying, staggering dog

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 5, 2012 1:13 PM CST

(Newser) – Attention dog owners: Next time you're drinking vodka and Coke, don't leave your glass on the floor. Matthew Cox, 26, did just that, went outside to have a cigarette, and returned to find that his 6-month-old Labrador puppy, Max, had finished his drink for him. The Brit was too drunk to help the swaying puppy, and ended up leaving him with his roommate when he went out to DJ, the BBC reports. Now Cox has been banned from having a dog for three years, and Max has found a new home.

Police were alerted to the situation by two girls who saw Max, staggering and falling, outside stores near Cox's home. Officers later found Max at Cox's home, the Daily Mail reports. They brought him to a vet for emergency treatment, where he was put on an IV drip for nearly a full day to recover. Cox pleaded guilty to failure to ensure an animal's welfare, and the judge who handed down the three-year ban called his actions "just downright stupid."

A UK man was banned from having pets for three years after his puppy (not shown) got drunk.
A UK man was banned from having pets for three years after his puppy (not shown) got drunk.   (?riaan_cornelius)
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America_Firster
Mar 17, 2012 9:58 AM CDT
Why do people such stupid things? The dog isn't that high on the food chain to know any better. He isn't that old to know to lick his own genitals! Don't leave him alone! (Stole part of that from Robin Williams.)
FromtheNORTH
Jan 7, 2012 6:16 AM CST
well your honor, I had the ham all set to be eaten, the damn dog (90pound German shepard) grabbed it an took off runnin thru the house chewing the hell out of it , after tackling the beast,got Cody in a sissor leg pincher hold while  jabbing my finger up Cody's nose I got the ham back, brushing off the hair, lint , dog slobber, microbes of all sorts.     who gets the hambone, me or the dog your Honor I want to make splitpea soup while the Beast just wants to bury it only to dig it up later so he can slobber on it while chewing the hell out of it    if ownership is 9/10th's of the law<<<<   The world has gone insane
floridavet
Jan 6, 2012 5:47 AM CST
Oh yeah, it was a terrible mistake giving this dog vodka.  Anyone who has ever owned a dog knows they much prefer beer.
 

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