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Top 10 Wildest Excuses When We're Late for Work

Hiccuping cat, ambiguous lottery ticket top the list

By Dustin Lushing,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 15, 2012 4:00 PM CST

(Newser) – Traffic, poor sleep, and bad weather are the three most common excuses for showing up late to work, according to a nationwide survey of employees and bosses. But what are the most outrageous reasons employees gave in 2011 for being tardy? Here are the top 10, selected by CareerBuilder.com as part of its annual survey:

  1. Cat hiccups.
  2. A lottery ticket that looked like a winner ... but wasn't.
  3. The TODAY Show, which was just too darn distracting.
  4. An angry roommate who snipped the employee's phone charger card, preventing the phone alarm from going off.
  5. Commute time. The employee figured it would count toward work hours.
Check out five more preposterous explanations here.

He's late ... because of the TODAY Show?
He's late ... because of the TODAY Show?   (Shutterstock.com)
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GraviD
Jan 16, 2012 2:44 AM CST
I worked with a man who told everyone he shit his pants and was going home. It was pretty obvious he hadn't soiled his pants but I think my boss figured if he was desperate enough to humiliate himself in front of all his co-workers that he earned to go home.
Outrageous
Jan 15, 2012 8:31 PM CST
PTO is a nice policy.  Can just say "I don't feel like working today," and unless your boss is an @$$, all's well.
myflap.blow
Jan 15, 2012 8:16 PM CST
And now, the top 10 ACTUAL reasons why we are late to work: 1. Sex 2. Sex 3. Sex 4. Sex 5. Sex 6. Sex 7. Sex 8. Sex 9. Sex 10. Overslept
 

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