Here's Every Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote
Buzzfeed celebrates the 500th episode of 'The Simpsons'
By John Johnson,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 18, 2012 8:12 AM CST
The Simpsons celebrate an anniversary this weekend.   (AP Photo/Fox)

(Newser) – With The Simpsons airing its 500th episode this weekend, Buzzfeed marks the occasion by sharing every one of Bart's chalkboard quotations that start each show. Because of repeats, there are fewer than 300, including:

  • I will not skateboard in the halls
  • Non-flammable is not a challenge

  • Fridays are not really 'pants-optional'
  • I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
  • I have neither been there nor done that
  • I will not make fun of Cupid's dink
  • Nerve gas is not a toy
Click here to see the full list.
 

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