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Need Viagra? Ohio Pol Wants Notarized Letter

...from your sex partner, attesting to your impotency

By Kate Seamons,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 12, 2012 2:20 PM CDT

(Newser) – It's certainly not the first bill to be presented as a foil to the abortion- and contraception-related bills coursing through America's legislatures, but it is an amusing one. Ohio Democrat Nina Turner last week introduced Senate Bill 307, which would make getting Viagra a pretty big ordeal. A man in search of the blue pill would have to jump through three hoops: meet with a sex therapist, undergo a cardiac stress test, and—here's the kicker—have a sexual partner confirm his impotency ... in a notarized affidavit. If the man got the OK, he'd have to stick with counseling, and would be given info about "pursuing celibacy as a viable lifestyle choice."

Turner insists that if her state can regulate women's reproductive health (via bills like this), men should be fair game, too, reports the Dayton Daily News. "Even the FDA recommends that doctors make sure that assessments are taken that target the nature of the symptoms, whether it’s physical or psychological," says Turner. "I certainly want to stand up for men’s health and take this seriously and legislate it the same way mostly men say they want to legislate a woman’s womb." Counters the rep behind the state's "heartbeat bill," "Protecting the unborn—to compare this to Viagra is not even related."

Some Viagra at Brooks Pharmacy in Montpelier, Vt.
Some Viagra at Brooks Pharmacy in Montpelier, Vt.   (AP Photo/Toby Talbot)
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JudHanson
Mar 13, 2012 5:44 PM CDT
ROTFLMAO!!! I'd make just one change: have it apply to only old, angry, meddling GOTP men. They would also have to provide video evidence of their inability to make their "soldier" salute.
BlueAyez
Mar 13, 2012 1:53 PM CDT
What about the mandated prostate exam?
Antone123
Mar 13, 2012 1:03 PM CDT
Right on Nina Turner.  Get on all those men in the legislature.  Tell them if they can't get it up they have to prove it..  They have to get an affidavit from their wives, lovers, significant others or their paid prostitutes.  Sounds good to me.  I hope they bring this up in the state of Virginia also.
 

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