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NY Test Asks Kids About Baffling 'Talking Pineapple'

Bizarre story befuddles New York students, teachers

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 20, 2012 11:33 AM CDT

(Newser) – No amount of studying could prepare students to assess the wisdom of a talking pineapple, but that's what New York kids were asked to do on a state test. The eighth-grade reading exam offered a fable-like story about a pineapple challenging a hare to a race. Other animals weigh in, and finally, the pineapple gets eaten. Eighth-graders were asked to pick the wisest character—then explain why the pineapple met its gruesome fate. Students' success on the test will be used, in part, to review staff performance, the New York Daily News reports.

"I thought it was a little strange, but I just answered it as best as I could," says a 14-year-old. A parent says she was horrified the question "should be used on a test that is going to be used to determine our kid’s future and the future of our children’s schools." The test recently underwent a $32 million overhaul courtesy of testing firm Pearson, and one principal says the question had "confused" children in several states in the past. Who's the wisest? "Pearson for getting paid $32 million for recycling this crap," the principal notes. Click through to read the inscrutable question in its entirety.

A talking pineapple has New York students confused.
A talking pineapple has New York students confused.   (Shutterstock)
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Is this a joke? The story makes no sense whatsoever. The narrative has no internal logic, the 'moral' is unclear, and the plot details seem so oddly chosen that the story seems to have been written during a peyote trip. - Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings

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dawnarun
Apr 22, 2012 12:44 PM CDT
Even my public school curriculum had a couple of fantasy books in it, not to mention all the greek mythology we studied. What is wrong with these kids?
slammer
Apr 21, 2012 2:13 PM CDT
YOU CAN BUY A LOT OF DRUGS FOR $32 MILL! DID PEARSON LET DANIEL PINKWATER TAKE THEM ALL ON THE SAME DAY? PS I HAD A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION WITH A ROCK ONCE, BUT IT DID NOT COST ME $32MIL!
Riffran
Apr 21, 2012 2:00 PM CDT
I've seen a pineapple talk once....but I don't smoke that shit anymore : )
 

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