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BMW Bike Seat Gave Me 2-Year Erection: Lawsuit

Henry Wolf sues BMW over 'emotional, mental anguish,' among other things

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted May 1, 2012 11:05 AM CDT

(Newser) – Henry Wolf went on a four-hour motorcycle ride back in 2010, but the resulting erection went on much longer than that: namely, two years, according to a lawsuit Wolf recently filed against motorcycle maker BMW. Wolf claims the "ridged seat" of the 1993-model-year motorcycle caused the extended erection, formally known as a priapism, the San Francisco Chronicle reports. His attorney says Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride," and "is now unable to engage in sexual activity."

A BMW motorcycle, but not the one in question.
A BMW motorcycle, but not the one in question.   (Getty Images)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 29 comments
PadrePio
May 2, 2012 10:21 AM CDT
Does health insurance cover this like viagra?
Rational.-Anarchist
May 2, 2012 7:30 AM CDT
WTF?!?!  BULLSHIT!!
George-Jetson
May 2, 2012 4:48 AM CDT
I'm selling my V Max & getting a BMW
 

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