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10 Celebs Who Are Lousy in Bed

Paris Hilton? 'A drunken prude'

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted May 13, 2012 2:25 PM CDT

(Newser) – Just because someone is rich and famous does not, apparently, guarantee he or she is also good in the sack. The Frisky lists 10 celebrities who've gotten less than fantastic reviews from their former partners:

  • Eminem: "He's not very well endowed," Kim Mathers once said. "If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."
  • Maria Sharapova: Adam Levine denies it, but he once reportedly said he was "disappointed" because he thought she would "be the loud screaming type."

  • Paris Hilton: Nick Carter once called her "a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out."
  • Brody Jenner: Kristin Cavallari once called sex with him "very ... vanilla."
  • Russell Brand: "A disappointment," declared Georgina Baillie.
Click for the full list—as well as five stars who rock in the sack.

This May 19, 2009 shows Eminem performing at the Sound Board theater located inside the MotorCity Casino, Hotel in Detroit.
This May 19, 2009 shows Eminem performing at the Sound Board theater located inside the MotorCity Casino, Hotel in Detroit.   (AP Photo/Gary Malerba)
Maria Sharapova returns a ball against Klara Zakopalova during their match of the Madrid Masters on May 08, 2012 at the Magic Box (Caja Magica) sports complex in Madrid.  AFP PHOTO/DOMINIQUE FAGET
Maria Sharapova returns a ball against Klara Zakopalova during their match of the Madrid Masters on May 08, 2012 at the Magic Box (Caja Magica) sports complex in Madrid. AFP PHOTO/DOMINIQUE FAGET   (Getty Images)
Nick Carter and Paris Hilton arrive for the release of the S. Carter Tennis shoe party at the Playstation 2 Estate on July 3, 2004 in South Hampton, New York.
Nick Carter and Paris Hilton arrive for the release of the S. Carter Tennis shoe party at the Playstation 2 Estate on July 3, 2004 in South Hampton, New York.   (Getty Images)
Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner attend MTV's 'The Hills Live: A Hollywood Ending' Finale event held at The Roosevelt Hotel on July 13, 2010 in Hollywood, California.
Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner attend MTV's 'The Hills Live: A Hollywood Ending' Finale event held at The Roosevelt Hotel on July 13, 2010 in Hollywood, California.   (Getty Images)
In this March 4, 2012 file photo, Russell Brand arrives to Amnesty International's Secret Policeman's Ball in New York.
In this March 4, 2012 file photo, Russell Brand arrives to Amnesty International's "Secret Policeman's Ball" in New York.   (AP Photo/Charles Sykes, file)
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COMMENTS
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bambam420
May 24, 2012 3:14 AM CDT
Ummm...did anyone else notice that this article is a liar?Yes...it is....it says 10..count em 10 celebs lousy in bed....but there are only 5....come on newser...get this crap right!!!
CentristIntelligence
May 14, 2012 8:29 PM CDT
Damn it...i was hoping to read scarlett johanson on this...back to the day dreaming i guess.
ladyrosedeky
May 14, 2012 2:57 PM CDT
I loved the little blue pill comment. Maybe if he didn't drink, it might be better. And the too vanilla comment. What's wrong with vanilla? I love vanilla. It's delicious:)
 

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