There are some images your brain just can't forget ... and the same is true for quotes. As if yesterday's revelation that Octomom would be taking her top off during a July appearance at a West Palm Beach, Florida, strip club, wasn't bad enough, the mother of many talked to the Huffington Post about the amazing PR experience that awaits her: "My [self-pleasuring porn] video is coming out soon and I am very excited to get out there and promote it"—ostensibly by giving would-be buyers a look at her top half.
Can't get to Florida? No worries. "This is one of many appearances I will be making over the next few months," says Nadya Suleman. "Howard Stern invited me on his show to ride the vibrating bull [Sybian] June 20th. This, I’m told, will be an experience I will never forget."