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Lance Armstrong Is Doomed

Jeff Pearlman says fans should forget the ex-legend of cycling

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 15, 2012 1:53 PM CDT

(Newser) – Lance Armstrong has no idea what's about to happen to him. Cheating athletes never do. "Where is Barry Bonds today?" Jeff Pearlman writes for CNN. "Answer: Who the hell cares? His website is down. His cards can be had, straight up, in exchange for two Kirk McCaskills and a Sil Campusano. … He is insignificant." Now it's Armstrong's turn. Sure he denies the latest doping allegations against him, but his denials are "ludicrous," and his actions indefensible.

Lance's deception "is beyond damaging," Pearlman argues. "Across the world, millions of people believe in Armstrong's narrative." Sick kids everywhere have been "told that one day, if you stay strong and fight and believe, you, too, can be just like Lance Armstrong." He probably convinced himself that there was no other way, that everyone was cheating. But that's a lie. Some athletes have the integrity that Armstrong didn't. "We'll look back at his cycling reign and shrug, because it will be merely an illusion."

Lance Armstrong prepares for the final stage of the Tour of California cycling race in Rancho Bernardo, Calif in this Feb. 22, 2009 file photo.
Lance Armstrong prepares for the final stage of the Tour of California cycling race in Rancho Bernardo, Calif in this Feb. 22, 2009 file photo.   (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez, File)
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VonLmo
Jun 22, 2012 9:02 AM CDT
Everyone is a fraud. It's always about making the $$$, by any means possible.
George-Jetson
Jun 17, 2012 1:58 PM CDT
Jeff Pearlman is a bad sports writer who's never played a sport. He was a Fashion writer out of college. He does this crap to get a rise. He's getting one.
Doug_Masters
Jun 17, 2012 10:22 AM CDT
Seriously....  any of you think the Government is trying to bring this guy down cause of his success? Like they sat around in a room and said "what famous guy can we bring down today?" On a list of things the feds care about famous people aren't one of them. If they are pursuing him like this you really think there is NOTHING to it? Yeah he did it. I don't care. Is it even cheating? I mean it's against the rules but in a global sense cheating? I dunno, who cares. If he broke the rules though, he deserves to answer for it. The thing that pisses me off is my tax dollars being used for something that is really insignificant.
 

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