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Judge to Lawyer: No, You Can't Be Hemingway

He rejects odd request with his own literary flare

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 28, 2012 5:38 PM CDT

(Newser) – A lawyer in an upcoming federal trial wanted to make sure he'd get a particular day off in a few weeks—because, as he noted in his request, the "undersigned counsel" is "a perennial contestant in the Ernest Hemingway Look-alike Contest" at Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West, Florida. The judge rejected the request—not without literary wit, the Tampa Bay Times notes.

"Between a murder-for hire trial and an annual look-alike contest, surely Hemingway, a perfervid admirer of 'grace under pressure' would choose the trial," judge Steven Merryday wrote. "Perhaps a lawyer who evokes Hemingway can resist relaxing frolic in favor of solemn duty," he continued. "Or at least, 'Isn't it pretty to think so?'" he asked, quoting The Sun Also Rises. "Best of luck to counsel in next year's contest," Merryday wrote. "The motion ... is DENIED."

1954: Ernest Hemingway and wife Mary Welsh in Havana.
1954: Ernest Hemingway and wife Mary Welsh in Havana.   (Getty Images)
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COMMENTS
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HarryBeaver
Jun 29, 2012 9:22 AM CDT
I hope they don't have a kid's category: http://students.cis.uab.edu/mikehow/part11.html
HMunster
Jun 29, 2012 4:41 AM CDT
The Importance of Being Ernest.
SPHeroid
Jun 28, 2012 10:00 PM CDT
Just a hunch bit I'd bet he is one crappy lawyer......
 

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