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New Corporate Bonding Tactic: Juice Cleanse

Because nothing says 'team spirit' like subsisting on 1,200 calories!

By Kate Seamons,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 12, 2012 11:05 AM CDT

(Newser) – It's a corporate trend that's likely to make your stomach growl. Group juice cleanses are apparently the hippest new way for co-workers in NYC and beyond to bond, or so says the New York Times, which spoke with a handful people who have taken part. It means partaking in nothing but juice for as long as five days, and if that sounds like something that would make you cranky, well, with good reason. One company's three-day group journey clocked in at 1,200 calories a day. The upside? "We thought, 'We’re all in this together.'"

The corporate cleansing craze is helped along in part because a juicer is no longer needed, thanks to juice companies (like Cooler Cleanse, co-founded by Salma Hayek) that bring the concoctions to you; Cooler Cleanse and Organic Avenue both say company orders (from the likes of Merrill Lynch and the Carlyle Group) now make up about a third of their business. Of course, a number of health experts continue to pooh-pooh the touted health benefits of a cleanse, insisting our liver and kidneys were custom-made to deal with toxins. That could be in part why, as the Times notes, office cleanses typically aren't sponsored or paid for by the company.

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COMMENTS
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SPHeroid
Jul 12, 2012 9:01 PM CDT
" office cleanses typically aren't sponsored or paid for by the company.".... Now I like my co-workers but, not this much.....
Plato
Jul 12, 2012 5:45 PM CDT
When I was growing up my great aunt would sometimes make a soured sweet potato pie.  Do not laugh it was very tasty.  But I can assure you that consumption of soured sweet potato pie will keep you close to home, if you know what I mean.
George-Jetson
Jul 12, 2012 5:08 PM CDT
There gonna need bigger shitters
 

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