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New Craze: $2.50 NYC Tap Water

East Village boutique hopes to spark 'water connoisseurs'

By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 19, 2012 8:53 AM CDT

(Newser) – For anyone who has ever watched a cowpie float down a stream in Upstate New York, this idea is either long overdue or just the latest stab at capitalizing on New York City's thirst for clean drinking water: A couple of East Village entrepreneurs are now hawking none other than New York's finest tap water, reports the Wall Street Journal. Claiming that New York's water supply, which originates Upstate, is laden with pesticides, herbicides, prescription drugs, and the aforementioned cowpies, the owners of Molecule run the water through a $25,000 seven-stage filtering gizmo—then sell it to you for $2.50 a bottle. "I mean it's subtle, but if you have a sensitive palate you can totally tell," says a co-owner.

That predictably has upset public health officials, who have long prided themselves on the Big Apple's water quality; one DEP spokesman calls it the "safest, highest quality (water) in the world, a standard we confirm through more than 500,000 tests each year." One expert says dropping $15 on an in-home filtration system would get the job done; NYC's "water quality is not that bad to begin with," she says. But that's not slowing down Molecule's owners, who "sex it up" a bit by adding electrolytes or pH infusions to their pure H2O. Also available are vitamin shots, or mixes of fruits, herbs, mushrooms, and roots that are variously supposed to boost energy, immunity, or "skin, hair, and nails." And while some say water is water, the co-owner says his is "fluffy" with a "smooth" finish. "I think you'll have people who will start becoming water connoisseurs," says a customer.

Water doesn't just fall from the sky, you know. It needs a $25,000 filtration machine.
Water doesn't just fall from the sky, you know. It needs a $25,000 filtration machine.   (Getty Images)
The owners of Molecule would highly recommend against doing this.
The owners of Molecule would highly recommend against doing this.   (AP Photo/Wisam Sami)
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I don't want chemicals in my water. I don't even want chlorine in my water. Chlorine is like bleach. Do you want to drink bleach? No one wants to drink bleach. So that's my opinion on New York tap water. - Molecule co-owner Adam Ruhf

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COMMENTS
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George-Jetson
Oct 6, 2012 11:22 PM CDT
I grew up near the Croton line of reservoirs in NY State. They are absolutely beautiful and untouched. I would bet that  many bottled water has more contaminants that the water from those reservoirs
Johnthejanitor
Jul 23, 2012 1:41 AM CDT
How can someone claim the water has xyz and not have to show proof?  I can claim that the filters they use to purify the local water aren't changed often enough and promote algae and other.........
HANKHILL
Jul 20, 2012 11:18 AM CDT
just pay water bill and drink till you drown! any one who pays more for water can send me the money instead! thank you please sent to-----
 

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