Colbert to Trump: I'll Give YOU $1M If...
'...you will let me dip my balls in your mouth'
By Kevin Spak, Newser User
Posted Oct 25, 2012 10:22 AM CDT
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(Newser) – Like everyone else, Stephen Colbert was excited for yesterday's much-hyped Donald Trump announcement. "This will be the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game changer in the human history of time, OK?" he predicted on the Colbert Report. And as far as he was concerned, the actual announcement—that Trump would give Obama $5 million to release various documents—didn't disappoint. In fact, it inspired him to make an offer of his own.

"I will write you a check for one million dollars from Colbert SuperPac," he told Trump, "one million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth." Like Trump, he set a deadline of 5pm on Halloween—"My balls have a thing that night"—and like Trump, he insisted he would be thrilled to pay up. "Nothing would make me happier than to write this check. And nothing would make America happier than having something going into your mouth instead of coming out of it."

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Boon
Oct 26, 2012 8:24 PM CDT
Americans, where has the sense and virtue of civility, courtesy,etiquette and moral decency gone? I am a democrat and a staunch Obama supporter but I strongly disapprove of Mr. Colbert's crude diatribe. Do you care if your 12-17 yr olds get online and see adults talking like this? Do you care if they grow up thinking it's ok to talk like this? Do you care if they talk to their school-mates and teachers, aunts and uncles etc like this?
LarryE
Oct 26, 2012 5:55 AM CDT
Hoo-whee! How does Colbert think up these brilliant zingers? I've never seen such incredible, brilliant wit! The sheer electric genius of Colbert's comedic talent puts him head and shoulders above... above any other retarded jackass currently in the entertainment game. .
UncleMartin
Oct 26, 2012 5:29 AM CDT
So Sad......comments of one dip-shit to another....