Why Vote Early? Biden's Top 10

Joe Biden appeared on Letterman last night by way of a taped appearance, and Politico notes he closed by telling Dave, "I hope to hell you voted." The same likely goes for you, America, and should you need a little convincing, Biden is up for the challenge. He offered up the top 10 good things about voting early. Highlights:

• 10. I'm not saying each early voter gets a free cheeseburger, but I'm not saying they don't, either.
• 8. You know who votes early? People with a backbone like a ramrod.

• 6. If you vote early, you don't have to pay taxes. I'm sorry—I'm being told that’s not accurate.
• 2. Early voters will receive a $5 million donation from Donald Trump.
• 1. Honestly, don't you want this election over with already?

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