Why Vote Early? Biden's Top 10
You may get a free cheeseburger...
By Kate Seamons, Newser Staff
Posted Nov 2, 2012 6:44 AM CDT
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(Newser) – Joe Biden appeared on Letterman last night by way of a taped appearance, and Politico notes he closed by telling Dave, "I hope to hell you voted." The same likely goes for you, America, and should you need a little convincing, Biden is up for the challenge. He offered up the top 10 good things about voting early. Highlights:

  • 10. I'm not saying each early voter gets a free cheeseburger, but I'm not saying they don't, either.
  • 8. You know who votes early? People with a backbone like a ramrod.

  • 6. If you vote early, you don't have to pay taxes. I'm sorry—I'm being told that’s not accurate.
  • 2. Early voters will receive a $5 million donation from Donald Trump.
  • 1. Honestly, don't you want this election over with already?

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polearch1
Nov 4, 2012 5:40 PM CST
Biden did it again speaking today getting the names all screwd up . Time for him to retire
Seth_Meyers
Nov 2, 2012 8:17 AM CDT
Rummy the Bummy and Lyin' Ryan would like to bring the devastation from Hurricane Sandy to the ENTIRE country! VOTE DEMOCRATIC FOR A BETTER AMERICA!
cheongyei
Nov 2, 2012 8:06 AM CDT
To think he is only a heartbeat from the presidency.