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11 Celebs Talk About... Bathroom Habits

TMI alert: There are a lot of poop quotes below

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 26, 2013 12:39 PM CST

(Newser) – Celebrities: Who says they always have to be glamorous? The Huffington Post rounds up 11 examples of stars talking about, of all things, bathroom habits:

  • Angelina Jolie: "The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop!"
  • Megan Fox: "I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.'"

  • Lady Gaga: "I do quite often pee in the dressing room, in the trash can. ... The bathroom is down the hall. Me and my dustbin have a very important relationship."
  • Alicia Silverstone on the perks of being a vegan: "I don't have any reading materials. I'm in the bathroom for maybe a minute, and it happens, like, two times a day. And bonus round—maybe three times."
  • Kristen Wiig: "I do want to say something from the heart, something actually kind of serious and truthful. I have not pooped in four days—four days!"
Click for the complete list.

In this Feb. 11, 2012, file photo, Angelina Jolie attends the news conference of the film In the Land of Blood and Honey at the 62 edition of the Berlinale International Film Festival in Berlin.
In this Feb. 11, 2012, file photo, Angelina Jolie attends the news conference of the film "In the Land of Blood and Honey" at the 62 edition of the Berlinale International Film Festival in Berlin.   (AP Photo/Michael Sohn, File)
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COMMENTS
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Drewzy
Jan 27, 2013 10:00 PM CST
if I was interested in Megan Fox's shit, I'd go see her movies.
Gomez
Jan 27, 2013 8:47 PM CST
Wow.....that Meghan Fox is one classy woman. Seriously though, celebrities sharing their bathroom habits with the world ?  
smartin007
Jan 27, 2013 11:49 AM CST
Lady Gaga spread eagled in one of her outrageous costumes over a dust bin, garbage pail....the bathroom too narrow for her costume.... Invite to Megan Fox cancelled. If you crap in the crapper, no one else wants to see it. It's one thing if it's your own...like a fart. Mine are fine, yours are disgusting. Get it? Angela Jolie...everyone in the world poops. Its one of the great equalizers of society. I don't know who Wigg is...but 4 days is time for either a meal or laxitives.
 

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