Martha Stewart Narrows Down Suitors
Will email 2 today, she promises Matt Lauer
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted May 6, 2013 1:49 PM CDT
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(Newser) – So Martha Stewart really is going through with this whole thing. After posting a profile on the dating site, Stewart, not surprisingly, received 1,000 messages from interested suitors. She managed to narrow it down to five potentially good matches, and out of those five she's going to email two today in the hopes of meeting up for coffee. She's still getting used to all the newfangled lingo, though. "There are two that I will call," she told Matt Lauer this morning on Today. "I don't know if you call. I think you have to answer." Lauer helpfully responded, "You have to message back on"

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May 6, 2013 11:05 PM CDT
"If only she were a Scientologist..."- Tom Cruise
May 6, 2013 3:09 PM CDT
Why is newser even talking about this? And why would anyone go out with a dried out 70 something old prune? Oh yea it's about the money.
May 6, 2013 3:02 PM CDT
I bet she does it missionary style with her clothes on