If you can think of nothing more romantic on Valentine's Day than eating a Kim Kardashian- or Kanye West-themed meal, head to Brucie in Brooklyn. The restaurant is offering two $100 prix fixe menus that night, one called "Kim" and one called "Kanye," People reports. The Kim menu features lots of items in which the letter K is used inappropriately: Stuffed Kalimari with Kauliflower, for example, or Khicken Fried Rump Roast with Kabbage. There's also a dish called "Sticky Rice Balls," which seems to have been included solely because it includes a side of Kim-chi.
The Kanye menu riffs on the rapper's titles: "Gold Digger" involves beets, gold leaf, and "hazelnut dirt," whatever that is; "Imma Let You Finish" is something called a Pernod Yeezecake with chantilly cream; and "All Foie's Down" is, as you may have guessed, a foie gras dish. The restaurant is also offering "The North West," an entree of Pacific Northwest salmon for two to share. (Click to see photos of Kanye with North that are, even we have to admit, pretty adorable.)