Insulting a stripper about her weight may not be the world's best idea—as a young man discovered early Sunday morning in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Unidentified by police, the 23-year-old apparently told a dancer at Derriere's Gentlemen’s Club to "go to the gym and lose weight" and she responded by striking him four times in the face, WMBF reports. The man claims bouncers then dragged him outside in a needlessly rough manner. His night took another turn when police showed up and asked him to rate his level of intoxication during the altercation. "Eleven out of ten," he told them, according to a police report published by The Smoking Gun.
The man described his alleged assailant as "a white female, approximately 115-120 pounds, with long black hair and a muffin top," the report says. He also said she was wearing a ring when she reached down from the stage and struck him; police say his injury marks seem to corroborate his story. They also talked to a witness who apparently saw the assault go down. The next day, the victim (who was visiting from Florida, WTSP reports) told police he wouldn't file charges against the dancer. Why did he make his unkind remark in the first place? Because, he told cops, the dancer annoyed him by trying to talk to him.