Miley Cyrus Has a Depressing Christmas Gift for You

'My Sad Christmas Song' lives up to its name
By Newser Editors,  Newser Staff
Posted Dec 26, 2015 12:26 PM CST
Singer and actress Miley Cyrus attends Netflix's "A Very Murray Christmas" premiere at The Paris Theatre on Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2015, in New York.   (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
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(Newser) – Bummed that Christmas is over? Miley Cyrus might have an antidote of sorts. The singer released "My Sad Christmas Song" late Christmas Eve, reports USA Today, and it's sure to wipe out whatever remnants of Christmas joy might be lingering. "This is my sad Christmas song" it begins, and it gets somewhat NSFW from there. "Why'd I even put up that f---in tree?" she asks. "This is my sad Christmas song / I light another bong / I turn on the radio / I binge-watch my favorite shows." She goes on to confess a slight crush on Santa, who put her on the naughty list "'cause when I get drunk I always show my tits." Hear it here. (Read more celebrity stories.)

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