Top 10 Beers for a Tax(ing) Day

What better time to drown your woes in beer than tax day? Whether you're mourning the death of your bank account or dropping some of that refund, SF Weekly put its spin on Draft magazine's top booze for the occasion:

1. Abita Turbodog tastes far better than TurboTax
2. Nothing's more patriotic than Sam Adams Utopias
3. Stoudt's Fat Dog Stout: At 9% ABV, it'll be April 16 before you know it

4. Russian River Blind Pig is yummier than that government pork you paid for
5. Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Barleywine-Style Ale come packed with strength for this taxing day
6. Lost Abbey Angel's Share is as mighty as the government's cut of your pay
7. New Belgium La Folie: Starts rich, ends sour.
8. Speakeasy Untouchable Pale Ale makes a fine toast to the men who try to tax your money
9. Dogfish Head Midas Touch Golden Elixir: If only it imparted a golden touch
10. Anchor Liberty Ale: Hell, at least you're free

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