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10 Ways to Say 'I'm Not Gay'

Stars defend heterosexuality to their public

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(Newser) – Star Jones' ex, Al Reynolds, used YouTube to make it official—he is not gay, just "kind of soft." His coming-in announcement prompts Radar to list the 10 best moments in defensive heterosexuality.

  1. Oprah Winfrey on rumors about her and Gayle King: ''Oh, please.''
  2. Jake Gyllenhaal: "I can honestly say I've never been attracted to a man sexually, but I don't think I'd be afraid of it if it happened."

  1. SpongeBob SquarePants: ""He's a sponge for crying out loud!" said a spokesman.
  2. Mel Gibson: "Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them? I think not."
  3. Kordell Stewart: "You'd better not leave your girlfriends around me," he allegedly told teammates, "because I'm out to prove a point!"
To see the complete list, click the link below.

Mike Piazza:
Mike Piazza: "I'm heterosexual and I date women. That's it. End of story."   (AP Photo/Eric Risberg, File)
Al Reynolds said on his YouTube video,
Al Reynolds said on his YouTube video, "I am not a homosexual.... I look good, so people call that kind of soft."   (AP Photo/Reed Saxon, file)
Oprah Winfrey and Tom Cruise have both defended persistant rumors that they are homosexual.
Oprah Winfrey and Tom Cruise have both defended persistant rumors that they are homosexual.   (AP Photo/Harpo Productions, Inc.)
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