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Your Airport To-Not-Do List

Four stupid ways to spice up your travel experience

By Drew Nelles,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 18, 2008 5:25 PM CDT

(Newser) – Air travel not stressful enough for you? US News and World Report presents four ways to land yourself in a planeload of trouble.

  1. Use words like “bomb” and “hijack”: A man in Boston jokingly told an airport clerk he was “here to blow things up,” and discovered state troopers and a K-9 unit just didn’t get his sense of humor.

  1. Travel with illegal items: Anything from gel inserts to foreign guavas can result in some serious headaches. Oddly, you are allowed to bring items like scissors and lighters on board.
  2. Wear ill-advised clothing: An student with LEDs on her shirt wound up facing down a gun over her suspicious-looking garment.
  3. Look worried: Thanks to “behavior detection officers” now commonplace at airports, even the wrong facial expression can make you a target.

Travelers enrolled in the Clear program for about $100 per year can go to the head of the line at security to get to their flights at Little Rock and some other U.S. airports.
Travelers enrolled in the Clear program for about $100 per year can go to the head of the line at security to get to their flights at Little Rock and some other U.S. airports.   (AP Photo/Danny Johnston)
Passengers stand in the security line at Sky Harbor International Airport Monday, June 23, 2008, in Phoenix.
Passengers stand in the security line at Sky Harbor International Airport Monday, June 23, 2008, in Phoenix.   (AP Photo/Matt York)
Luther Duke, center left, a Transportation Security Administration screener, collects lost items near a passenger security check point at Newark Liberty International Airport in Newark, N.J.
Luther Duke, center left, a Transportation Security Administration screener, collects lost items near a passenger security check point at Newark Liberty International Airport in Newark, N.J.   (AP Photo/Mike Derer)
A relatively light line for the day before Thanksgiving forms at security in the Southwest Airlines terminal at Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport in Linthicum, Md. in 2007.
A relatively light line for the day before Thanksgiving forms at security in the Southwest Airlines terminal at Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport in Linthicum, Md. in 2007.   (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)
Travelers line up to pass security as they prepare to board flights Thursday, July 3, 2008, at Miami International Airport in Miami.
Travelers line up to pass security as they prepare to board flights Thursday, July 3, 2008, at Miami International Airport in Miami.   (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)
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