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Age Is Just a Number; for Guys, It's 31

If it's really all in your head, show your head your birth certificate

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 5, 2008 4:14 PM CDT

(Newser) – Most men have two ages, theorizes author Douglas Coupland of Generation X fame: "the age we really are, and the age we are in our heads," which he pegs at "about 31 or 32." Coupland explains in in Best Life magazine: "When middle-aged men look in the mirror they think, 'I'm sorry, but there's been a horrible mistake.'"

"The real me is tanned, throws Frisbees, and kayaks the Columbia River estuary without cracking a sweat,” writes Coupland, who's 46, just like James Gandofini and Michael J. Fox. And he wonders if we were meant to get old at all. Once, making it to 70 was a rare feat; now everyone does it. “Nobody thought of this a hundred years ago when they invented the high school reunion.”

George Clooney (b. 1961) arrives for the 80th Academy Awards in Los Angeles, Feb. 24, 2008.
George Clooney (b. 1961) arrives for the 80th Academy Awards in Los Angeles, Feb. 24, 2008.   (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian, file)
No amount of exercise will prevent getting old.
No amount of exercise will prevent getting old.   (Magnum Photos)
James Gandolfini (b. 1961) arrives at the Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, September 21, 2003.
James Gandolfini (b. 1961) arrives at the Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, September 21, 2003.   (KRT Photos)
Michael J. Fox (b. 1961) and wife Tracey Pollan arrive at the New York City Ballet's opening night gala in 2007.
Michael J. Fox (b. 1961) and wife Tracey Pollan arrive at the New York City Ballet's opening night gala in 2007.   (Getty Images)
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