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Little League's Foul Plays

By Michael Foreman,  Newser User

Posted Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM CDT

(Newser) – Just like their big-league heroes, Little League players compete each year in their own small-fry World Series. But Deadspin offers 10 reasons to cancel the big game:  

  1. Flat-brimmed caps: Learn to crease those caps boys.
  1. Giving up home runs to Canada: No self-respecting team should lose to hockey players.
  1. The National Anthem on violin: Is there anything less manly?

  1. Overzealous parents: You're way too into it.
  1. The Goodyear Blimp: Just plain overkill.
  1. Crying: Quit humiliating bawling kids on TV.
  1. Instant replay: Let them duke it out the old-fashioned way.
  1. Old men: Stop shelling out snack bar money—they're not your kids.
  1. Dugout, the mascot: The "Disneyesque" rodent doesn't inspire.
  1. Pretentious pledges: Lose the "I Won't Cheat" patches. 

Instructions for instant replay are seen in a room in Lamade Stadium, Aug. 21, 2008, in South Williamsport, Pa.
Instructions for instant replay are seen in a room in Lamade Stadium, Aug. 21, 2008, in South Williamsport, Pa.   (AP Photo, file)
Yona, Guam pitcher Parish Reyes delivers a pitch against Matamoros, Mexico at the Little League World Series in South Williamsport, Pa., Aug. 18, 2008.
Yona, Guam pitcher Parish Reyes delivers a pitch against Matamoros, Mexico at the Little League World Series in South Williamsport, Pa., Aug. 18, 2008.   (AP Photo, file)
Lake Charles, La., teammates lose to Waipahu, Hawaii, in the championship game of the Little League World Series, Aug. 23, 2008, in South Williamsport, Pa.
Lake Charles, La., teammates lose to Waipahu, Hawaii, in the championship game of the Little League World Series, Aug. 23, 2008, in South Williamsport, Pa.   (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
Members of Little League World Series Championship team from Waipio, Hawaii.
Members of Little League World Series Championship team from Waipio, Hawaii.   (AP Photo, file)
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