"It’s hard not to wish for a world where everyone in Hollywood talked like this," Mark Kirby concludes after interviewing Megan Fox for GQ. Not only does she reveal her relationship with a Russian stripper—"I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita"—she also tells a good story.
"Are you going to push an 'Is she a lesbian' angle? Oh man, you are going to do that to me. … Look, I'm not a lesbian," says Fox. But the 22-year-old actress, who next appears in the film How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, can't resist: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."