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Contract Told Guy What to Say, Do

To get him in line, Madge would say, 'Contract, Guy, contract'

By Ambreen Ali,  Newser User

Posted Oct 29, 2008 2:11 PM CDT

(Newser) – After a 2006 marriage-counseling session, Madonna pinned up a contract instructing Guy Ritchie to “enrich his wife's emotional and spiritual well-being” and defining what words he could use during fights, sources tell the Sun. If Ritchie shouted, fell behind on Kabbalah reading, or used “sex as a stick to beat” Madge, the Material Girl simply reminded him, “Contract, Guy, contract.”

The couple's contract detailed how often they would date and have sex.
The couple's contract detailed how often they would date and have sex.   (AP Photo)
Guy Ritchie was instructed to devote time to sexual expressiveness with wife Madonna.
Guy Ritchie was instructed to devote time to sexual expressiveness with wife Madonna.   (AP Photo)
Madonna says Ritchie emotionally abandoned her and has turned into a gold-digger.
Madonna says Ritchie emotionally abandoned her and has turned into a gold-digger.   (AP Photo)
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drlarrymitchell
Mar 31, 2009 5:33 AM CDT
Yeah, poor Guy.

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