'Clinton Wins!' And Other Might Have Beens

By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff
Posted Nov 1, 2008 10:08 AM CDT
Mike Huckabee reacts to winning the Kansas Republican presidential caucuses as he speaks to reporters at his hotel in Washington, Saturday, Feb. 9, 2008.   (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
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(Newser) – Reporters are already writing up advance analyses of how each of the two presidential candidates achieved victory next Tuesday—to be ready for either outcome. Slate has a little fun imagining some of the other scenarios that might have played out:

  • Hillary Clinton claimed a historic win after John McCain's oft-used phrase, "lipstick on a pig," insulted voters—and his VP pick, a black police lieutenant form small-town Maryland, backfired on him.

  • Wall Street's collapse looked like a boon to Barack Obama until voters turned to Mitt Romney's business smarts and "Money for Everyone" slogan; his purchase of the Treasury didn't hurt either.
  • Mike Huckabee's win was just divine. Obama won 46 states, but Huckabee somehow claimed victory; Larry King said his hand was "guided" to vote Huckabee.
  • John Edwards warmed America's hearts with a video on his loving home life. Director Rielle Hunter won "unprecedented access" to his administration.
Read up on more imaginary wins by clicking on the link below.