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Biggest Jerks of 2008

Nickelback, Sarko, and a TV character all incur the Guardian's wrath

By Drew Nelles,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 14, 2008 7:02 PM CST

(Newser) – As a tumultuous year winds down, the Guardian asks the question on everybody’s mind: who are 2008’s biggest douchebags? A selection:

  • Nicolas Sarkozy: “Good God, man, will you put her away just for a second?”
  • Sarah Palin's advisors: "What you need to do, Sarah, to communicate your folksy down-home attributes, is wink a lot. The world will love it."

  • Mattel Games: “You took away our Scrabulous. For this, you must surely die.”
  • The 'hopper' in The Wire who shot Omar: “How could you do it? HOW COULD YOU? You ruined everything!”
  • Madonna: "Using your mega-concerts to have a pop at your ex … It's just MEAN."
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Michael K. Williams played Omar Little, Baltimore's most-feared stickup artist, on the HBO cable television series The Wire.
Michael K. Williams played Omar Little, Baltimore's most-feared stickup artist, on the HBO cable television series The Wire.   (AP Photo/HBO, Paul Schiraldi)
Sarah Palin's advisors probably shouldn't have told her to wink so much.
Sarah Palin's advisors probably shouldn't have told her to wink so much.   (AP Photo/Stephen Morton, File)
How did a guy like him land a woman like her?
How did a guy like him land a woman like her?   (AP Photo/Gerard Cerles, Pool)
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Guest
Dec 16, 2008 6:11 AM CST
Mattel should be first. Seriously, why would anyone other than M&M's in E.T. pull such a PR blunder?
Michael_CT
Dec 15, 2008 12:26 AM CST
Mattel must surely die. Long live the memory of Scrabulous!
Guest
Dec 14, 2008 10:41 PM CST
Great article. Had me laughing for awhile.

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