Victoria to Becks: Enough Tattoos!

Turns down millions more to play in Europe

(NEWSER) - David Beckham will be an Angeleno for at least another couple years: The English soccer star has signed a new two-year contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy, turning down an offer from a French club in order to return to Major League Soccer. That deal, from Paris-St. Germain, was for 18 months and worth $18.7 million. His deal with the Galaxy is reportedly worth just $15 million, the Los Angeles Times reports. More»

Melissa McCarthy is the latest to make the leap

(NEWSER) - Melissa McCarthy is on top of the world, and now that she's won an Emmy and won over SNL viewers , what's next? The Bridesmaids star, who wanted to be a fashion designer before she ended up in comedy, is launching her own plus-size fashion line. "Trying to find stuff that's still fashion-forward in my size is damn near impossible," McCarthy, who designed her own dress for the Emmys, tells the Hollywood Reporter . "It's either for like a 98-year-old woman or a 14-year-old hooker, and there is nothing in the middle." More»

Holly Madison is the latest to insure her breasts

(NEWSER) - Holly Madison, perhaps most famous for once dating Hugh Hefner, recently insured her breasts for $1 million because they’re her “primary money makers.” Celebuzz and the Frisky were both inspired to round up more celebs who’ve insured their body parts:

• Rihanna: Legs, $1 million.
• Mariah Carey: Legs, $1 billion. Yes, billion, according to Celebuzz; The Frisky claims the amount is actually $1 million.

Victoria Beckham walks 7 miles per day, says source

(NEWSER) - Victoria Beckham is, shall we say, committed to losing her baby weight, a source tells the Sun . After giving birth to daughter Harper Seven in July, Posh Spice started rising at—brace yourself—7am and walking seven miles per day in two treadmill sessions while also doing yoga. “She's had to take it easy,” says the insider, before adding the understatement of the year: “But her definition of easy is different to most people's.” Did it work? Judge for yourself with a photo from Fashion Week . More»

Billy Joel lyrics sprout on Lindsay's rib cage

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan has a lengthy, wordy new tattoo on her rib cage, and a source says that's a good thing. It proves she's focused, see? LiLo has tatted the lyrics “Clear as a crystal sharp as a knife/I feel like I’m in the prime of my life,” from fellow Long Islander Billy Joel's 1989 song Going to Extremes. “It represents where she is in life and everything she’s been through,”says the TMZ source. "It signifies that she’s focused.” Lindsay's into lots of words. She also has tattoos of Marilyn Monroe's quote "I restore myself when I'm alone" on her inner arm, "breathe" on her wrist, and "la bella vita" on her lower back. Hmm. Kinky and inky. More»