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Paterson Should Say No to Caroline, Dynasties

By Nick McMaster,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 29, 2008 3:16 PM CST

(Newser) – Should Gov. David Paterson give Caroline Kennedy a chance to serve New York in the Senate? No! “Dynasties suck,” reasons Alex Pareene of Gawker, and we should take the opportunity to quash this one. Although it’s not fair, Caroline has become the left’s Sarah Palin, and it would be risky for a Democratic governor to appoint her for “no good reason” in light of the Blagojevich scandal.

Kennedy has recently made herself available to the media but dodged all substantive questions in a show of “gross entitlement” that has marked her “bizarre and mismanaged campaign.” Kennedy argues her wealth and light political history make her less susceptible to influence than other pols, that’s no reason to turn the Senate into the House of Lords. “Honestly,” Pareen writes, “the seat should just go to Fran Drescher.”

In this Monday, Aug. 25, 2008 file photo, Caroline Kennedy speaks at the Democratic National Convention in Denver.
In this Monday, Aug. 25, 2008 file photo, Caroline Kennedy speaks at the Democratic National Convention in Denver.   (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds, File)
In this Wednesday, Dec. 17, 2008 file photo, Caroline Kennedy, daughter of former President John F. Kennedy, listens to a reporter's question during a news conference at City Hall in Buffalo, N.Y.
In this Wednesday, Dec. 17, 2008 file photo, Caroline Kennedy, daughter of former President John F. Kennedy, listens to a reporter's question during a news conference at City Hall in Buffalo, N.Y.   (AP Photo/Don Heupel)
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Dynasties suck, they are un-American and antidemocratic, and the Senate is already un-American and antidemocratic enough as it is.
- Alex Pareene

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COMMENTS
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jaguarj
Dec 31, 2008 2:38 AM CST
KING..YOU CAN PUT YOUR PINKY DOWN NOW AND LET GO OF YOUR GLASS.....I DO NOT HAVE A "DICK" IS THAT A CLUE FOR YOU?
sailor86
Dec 30, 2008 7:43 PM CST
Good one!
jaguarj
Dec 30, 2008 5:52 AM CST
Hey Jack-off King..it's not Miss. Bush hasn't been "coherent" since he took office..and perhaps before that.

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