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Want to Lead the GOP? Name- Drop Reagan

Would-be RNC chairs bash forlorn party, wax poetic about the '80s

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 6, 2009 1:14 PM CST

(Newser) – Asked to name their favorite Republican president, the six men vying to chair the RNC delivered a unanimous verdict: Lincoln, Schmincoln—bring back the Gipper of yore, said they. At a debate yesterday, the would-be chairmen labored mightily to top each others’ love of Reagan, Dana Milbank writes in the Washington Post. Each was “excited,” “inspired,” or even “moved” by Reagan. The only thing they agreed on more was how crappy the GOP’s gotten since.

“The hypocrisy has killed our party,” said one. “Who are we? What do we believe in?” asked another. And so on. “They’ve bested us … We lost our way … We had become the bums … Obama caught us with our pants down.” But don’t worry, current chairman Mike Duncan knows how to right the ship—“We have to do it in the Facebook,” he said, “with the Twittering.”

State GOP Chairman Saul Anuzis, seen in Dearborn, Mich., Oct. 8, 2007, announced Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2008 that he's running to replace RNC Chairman Mike Duncan.
State GOP Chairman Saul Anuzis, seen in Dearborn, Mich., Oct. 8, 2007, announced Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2008 that he's running to replace RNC Chairman Mike Duncan.   (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)
Republicans can't get enough of this guy.
Republicans can't get enough of this guy.   (Richard Avedon Foundation)
Michael Steele, chairman of GOPAC and former lieutenant governor of Maryland, speaks at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn., Wednesday, Sept. 3, 2008.
Michael Steele, chairman of GOPAC and former lieutenant governor of Maryland, speaks at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn., Wednesday, Sept. 3, 2008.   (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)
Republican National Committee Chairman Robert Mike Duncan reads directions on how to donate to hurricane relief at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn., Monday, Sept. 1, 2008.
Republican National Committee Chairman Robert "Mike" Duncan reads directions on how to donate to hurricane relief at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn., Monday, Sept. 1, 2008.   (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)
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Luckily, all six RNC candidates agreed on a solution to the party's woes: They would say Ronald Reagan's name over and over, as if it were a tantric incantation. - Dana Milbank

We have to do it in the Facebook.
- Mike Duncan, current RNC chair,
on how to repair the party.

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